Riddle of the day

Question: What do you get when you cross 2 teething babies, a household full of sniffles, a dog with lyme disease and a cat named Dog that thinks she owns the house????

Answer: many trips to the drug store

Drugs of choice

Teething: A bottle, baby tylenol, teething ring, orajel and plenty of patience. But trying to find a bottle of patience anywhere is very hard. If someone runs across it please let me know.

A housefull of sniffles, coughs and sore throats: ANYTHING that is on hand, preferably something that has an expiration date of no longer than 1 year ago.

Lyme Disease: 3 1/2 pills once day (with bread of course) and a watchful eye because Rusty can tell the difference between the pill and bread while in his mouth and spit the pill out. He goes in for another set of shots on Friday and then will be tested again.

And for the Queen of the House:

One tiara