Wednesday, January 16, 2008

The Biggest Gain

Welcome! to this month's edition of "THE BIGGEST GAIN", a spin off of "THE BIGGEST LOSER" except the winner is the one who gains the MOST weight.
Who will the winner be?
Our first contestant is Miss Caitlynn "Thunder Thighs" Long weighing in at her 4 month check up at 14 lbs 1 oz and 25" long

Our next contestant is Mr. Dalton "Pumpkin Head" Long weighing in at his 4 month check up at 14 lbs 2 oz and 25" long.
"Dr. Chang, may I have the envelope please"
And the results from yesterday's weigh in at the doctor is...........
Miss Caitlynn "Thunder Thighs" Long weighing in at 17 lbs 14 oz and 27 1/4 " long. A weight gain of 3 lbs 13 oz. While Mr. Dalton "Pumpkin Head" Long only weighed in at 17 lbs and 26 1/2" long. A weight gain of only 2 lbs 14 oz.
Oh, it's ok Dalton. There is always your 9 month check up.

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